I know several sisters who secretly wish they had a doormat that says ‘go away’. Now they can because this cool style from Uncommon Goods, $24 reads as a beckoning call or a banishment depending upon the angle you read it from. I want it just so I can chuckle as I go in and out of the house.

Now all of us probably know someone who doesn’t leave the house without their bottle of hot sauce. But if you want to take things one step further you’ll cart around the Mobile Foodie Survival Kit ($35) that has everything you’ll need to save yourself from the prospect of a bland meal including garlic, basil, wasabi and of course, tabasco. You may want to think twice about whipping this out at your mother’s house.