The semifinals swept through “Dancing With The Stars” this week, and Mya swept the competition with perfect scores and standing ovations. The contestants performed three dances each. Mya was effortlessly goddess-like with a gorgeous waltz that Bruno called, “love set to music.” Read the full story

This season, Mya has received standing ovations, rave reviews from Bruno and Carrie Ann, and she’s topped the leaderboard. But she has yet to impress “Dancing With The Stars’” toughest critic, Len. She’s received lackluster comments from Len for weeks, and he’s pushed her to rely more on technique and less on gimmicks. But on Monday night, Mya’s quickstep and samba won over her toughest critic. The judges unanimously praised Mya and Dmitry’s quick step, and Len’s only disappoinment was that he couldn’t find anything to criticize. The couple earned score of 29 and their first ten from Len. To celebrate the milestone, Dmitry presented Mya with a “10″ ring. Sigh. lucky girl. Read the full story

I haven’t seen the lambada since my Grandma attempted it in the 80s at a family party in Queens. Well, Mya and Dmitry’s was nothing like my Grandma’s. The two got overwhelming praise from the judges, Their score of 28 secured their spot at the top of the leaderboard and eased them into the next week of competition. Pop star Aaron Carter and model Joanna Krupa also performed the lambada. But out of the three, Mya was the only star to earn two perfect tens from Carrie Ann and Bruno. Read the full story

It was the gasp heard ‘round the world when Bruno, the always slightly inappropriate turned creepy leering judge shouted after Lil’ Kim’s waltz: “You try to be a lady, but you’re more comfortable being a tramp!” Read the full story

“I can show you tasty, I got you baby.” Derek Hough’s wide-eyed expression said it all, after hearing Lil’ Kim’s response to Bruno’s comment on her flavor. And yes, there is still a little too much booty for ballroom in her interview videos. But last night’s quickstep performance was all class. Read the full story